... So on the last day of high school he took his diploma like a relay runner's baton and drove to California to become an entertainer.

His first job was in "Raiders of the Last Mini-mart" a traveling improv group, which led to an audition and being hired at The Comedy Store.

There he was noticed by Gabe Kaplan, who took him on tour for the USO, and then had him write jokes for him on Kaplan's dearly-missed sports radio show in LA. Rodney also landed several small TV and film parts, while continuing his stand-up appearances.

Rodney joins the Jay Thomas Morning Show on KPRW in LA

One night, Jay Thomas, star of Cheers, Murphy Brown and the #1 radio show in Los Angeles, saw Rodney's act at The Ice House. Thomas immediately hired him as a writer, sidekick, and (eventually) producer on his morning show, which reigned as the top radio program in L.A. for several years. After Thomas left the show for a regular TV gig and the format changed to hip-hop, the programmers discovered something they had not known -- despite being named Rodney Lee, Conover wasn't African-American -- he was a stocky Irish-

At the world famous Ice House in Pasadena.

American.

But by this time, Conover was being noticed by television producers, who hired him to write and produce network specials like "Robbie Knievel Jumps" and other television events. Rodney then traveled the world, producing beauty pageants and a show that still makes Conover wince, When Good Pets Go Bad.

He landed several film roles -- Oscar contenders with names like Desperate, but not Serious, 40 Large, War Stories, A Howl in One...

Rodney gets his SAG card!!!

But success on a large scale seemed to be out of his reach. Mainly, because no one knew what to do with him. Is he an actor? A stand-up? A television producer or writer? Conover decided that the answer was simply, "All of the Above..."

This idea motivated Rodney to write a one-man show, called "BachelorMan." It would be about his life experiences in the dating world. For the next three years, he performed the show all over North America...

Rodney (lower left) on tour for the USO with Gabe Kaplan and Bruce Baum.

...Then while doing his act one night at UCLA, Rodney met screenwriters Dave Hines and Jeff Hause. They convinced Conover to let them write a screenplay from the one man show. Together these three fools crafted a film out of characters from the act, called BachelorMan. The film was funded and will be shot this Spring in LA. Rodney is working on the film as an actor, writer and producer...

Rodney also just wrapped Behind The Screams, directed by Michael Bayouth and starring Dave Thomas, Thomas F. Wilson, and his personal hero, James Coburn.

So between the films, the joke writing, and bad pet shows, Rodney barely has enough time to chase women, attend every Laker and Kings game, drink too much, and have a great time in his chosen life -- but somehow he finds it.

CONOVER: I see myself as an actor, but if you doubt my writing skills, check out my theatrical resume -- brilliant fiction.

SportsHollywood: More fun to watch: Lakers or Clippers?

CONOVER: Clippers girls are MUCH better... you were asking about the cheerleaders, right?

SportsHollywood: Name five Clippers:

CONOVER: Odom, Miles, Parks, Piatkowski... no, I can't name 5.

SportsHollywood: What's your favorite sports movie?

CONOVER: Field of Dreams. I cried, which totally aroused my girlfriend. Now I cry whenever I'm horny.

SportsHollywood: What is the worst sports movie ever made?

CONOVER: Stallone's Over The Top. 90 minutes of arm wrestling and a twist ending... (Sly wins!)

CONOVER: I box and run... depending on how big the guy is.

SportsHollywood: Were you more like Wayne or Garth when you lived in Aurora?

CONOVER: Wayne, definitely. But in 18 years, I never saw a woman in Aurora that looked anything like Tia Carrera.

SportsHollywood: Which is more fun to you: Acting in a film or performing onstage?

CONOVER: Film is difficult. No one laughs when you say something funny and it causes flashbacks to bombing on stage.

SportsHollywood: Proudest moment in show business??

CONOVER: I opened for rapper Marky Mark and 15,000 12 year old girls pelted me with ice.

SportsHollywood: Did you work on a script for Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?

CONOVER: Yes. I also wrote "When Good Pets Go Bad". 2nd and 3rd proudest moments.

CONOVER: I wrote a joke about Woody Allen that I sold to 5 different people. Three of them used it on the air the same day.

SportsHollywood: Worst show business moment:

CONOVER: Getting fired from The Comedy Store. Pauly Shore insulted me, so I got onstage and called him a pussy in front of his mom.

SportsHollywood: Are you BachelorMan?

CONOVER: For three years I played the BachelorMan character on stage. So when they decided to make the movie, they said, "There's no f***in' way you're playing BachelorMan." Welcome to Hollywood.

Rodney Lee Conover Rodney has been performing on stage professionally for ten years both as a stand-up comic and comedic actor. He has appeared on HBO, FOX Television, Comedy Central and has written for CBS, Polygram, E! Entertainment Network, Sony Worldwide, Metropolitan Entertainment Group, and USA Network. Films: Desperate but not Serious, 40 Large, A Howl in One, Dirt Merchant, Behind The Screams